How to Properly Celebrate a Dog’s Birthday
Put on the leash and put the dog in the card. Spell the word ‘v-e-t’ to freak the dog out.
Surprise the dog by letting her out into an enclosed gigantic baseball field!
Let the birthday dog run as fast as she can until she just wants to collapse in happiness.
Offer a treat and watch her smile. Pretend it’s because she’s appreciative of how well you take care of her and not the treats.