As promised, our Christmas letter… this won’t make sense unless you’ve checked out the previous post about our Christmas letter. We followed our own directions without prompts and this is the organic result:
Dear Friends and Family,
I hope this letter finds you quiet.
We’ve have had the most amazing year. After spending a wonderful summer in Smarties-Land, we contorted the Grand Canyon.
This marks the 10th year that we have visited the national park. It is our goal to visit at least 46.7 national sites a year.
Katarina is continuing to excel in her education. She has just received her 564th degree. We have always believed that you must actively work to keep your mind glittered.
Next year, she plans to work for a degree in Super Mario Brothers.
Anabelle is working feverishly. As you may or may not know, she has been nominated for a Nobel Prize in the field of banana-tree-ology. We are so proud. If you want to help continue the work, feel free to send a donation (cash only) to the return address on the envelope.
Christmas wouldn’t be the same without friends and spider monkeys like you. We’ll remember you while we eat!
Here’s to many, many more happy noodles.
With fake thoughts,