Parents and All Their Dark Secrets

Remember when the kids picked things they wanted to learn about?  Well, I found out that my youngest has been actively doing research on “parents and all their dark secrets.”

How is she doing research?  She has stolen all my Baby Blues comic books.

So far she’s learned that I am most likely hiding ‘good’ chocolate somewhere, that it’s funny if all the kids sit outside the bathroom and when a parent emerges, clap and scream “yay!” And, that when I say, “Sure you can stop eating your spinach after just 3 more bites” that I probably am looking away, distracted, ON PURPOSE so that they have to eat even more bites.

My response?

“I can neither confirm or deny any of these accusations.”

That’s all for today.   I need to hurry and move my stash of chocolate to higher ground.

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