Remember when the kids picked things they wanted to learn about? Well, I found out that my youngest has been actively doing research on “parents and all their dark secrets.”
So far she’s learned that I am most likely hiding ‘good’ chocolate somewhere, that it’s funny if all the kids sit outside the bathroom and when a parent emerges, clap and scream “yay!” And, that when I say, “Sure you can stop eating your spinach after just 3 more bites” that I probably am looking away, distracted, ON PURPOSE so that they have to eat even more bites.
“I can neither confirm or deny any of these accusations.”
That’s all for today. I need to hurry and move my stash of chocolate to higher ground.