You know that you’re old when your daughter asks you for her “Fruitstone Vitamins” because that makes a whole lot more sense to her than Flintstones – since she has no idea who they are!
Sam looked up in the middle of breakfast and said, “You know what’s awkward?”
“No, what’s awkward?”
“When you’re in a public bathroom and they have pictures of people staring at you on the stall door.” He raised his eyes for emphasis. “Especially if they are of the opposite gender.”
This got the kids rolling on what advertisements would be the worst to post on stall doors.
“A photo of a guy in a canoe floating towards you with a scared expression.”