The Zombie Test
In honor of October and the fact that we saw everyone hanging up their Halloween decorations this weekend, my daughter has developed a useful Zombie test for the trick-or-treat season.
Step 1: If a person looks real yet lifeless, taunt them to see what happens.
Step 2: Act like you are going to attack and see if they make a move.
Step 3: If you see a glimmer in their eyes when you get close enough to touch, then run for it! It’s a Zombie!
References: “All I know about zombies is from Kowalski on Penguins of Madagascar.” – Anabelle
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